My Mother! :)

My Mom's name is Loraine but as many of you already know We affectionately call her "Rainer" She is 84 and funny! When she in-lightens me on a subject I call it a "Rainerism". She still goes to work M -Sat. at her beauty shop called......drum roll..."Lorain's Unique Boutique" Which she named all by herself. Anyway she listens to Rush Limbaugh and CNN all day long and is terrified (as she should be) that Arack Abama (as she pronounces his name) will be our next President and that the world is going to hell in a hand basket. (which again she is probably right about) She wants to talk about politics all of the time...I don't remember her being such a political zealot when we were growing up but maybe it is because of Rush! Anyway tonight she told me that "Arack wants to take land away from the rich and give it to the poor. I said Mom you are listening to the wrong station because that is Robin Hood. She continued to tell me about a friend of ours growing up that was just arrested for selling meth., which is a sad, sad story... but at the end she said."I just have a feeling that he is involved in drugs???Hello?? Mom, I said that is what Meth. is! At the end of the conversation instead of worrying about my Mother I started to worry about myself!! Am I going to turn into my Mother or am I already like her???? Someone?????